What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 10:19

You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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A View to a Kill
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.